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definition of irony

Fri Aug 21, 2009, 11:11 PM
When the convention you're helping run hasn't got any food available that you can eat, and several assorted fuckwits won't keep the volume below nine-thousand, so you take a cab home way before the day's events are over only to have the cafe fuck up your food and the neighbors be playing music too loud for you to be able to crash out and nap.

  • Mood: Vengeful
  • Listening to: far too much
  • Reading: the deviantarts journal browser
  • Watching: mental images of gratuitous murder
  • Eating: charcoal
  • Drinking: water.

now i know what wyvern sting feels like

Wed Jul 1, 2009, 1:20 PM
what a day. today at work started with getting fucking -poisoned-. moving display computers, cut hand. instinctively suck at cut to clean it. tongue goes numb. moments later, fingers go numb. go to manager, get told to finish compies before cleaning it up. do so. go clean up. work through day with roving patches of numbness and uncontrollable twitching. get home and still happening. blargh. will give them several pieces of mind if it isn't better by tomorrow, and will go completely postal if it gets worse.

in the meantime, apologies to people who're waiting on me, tonight goes to the one good thing that happened today, idea for a short that hopefully is nifty to people who aren't under the effects of involuntary chemical delerium.


EDIT: to anyone -else- who plays a hunter and feels like complaining i said the wrong sting, FUCK OFF AND DIE IN A FIRE. but in a good way.

MOAR EDIT: by the power of codineskull (it's like greyskull, but brings sweet sweet peace instead of loincloths) i got to sleep last night, and this morning just had foulest smelling urine ever and a slight increase in twitchiness and spastosity over normal. so, looks like the kidneys have it under control, which is what i was hoping for.

  • Mood: Miserable
  • Listening to: popping eardrums
  • Reading: the deviantarts journal browser
  • Watching: sparkly dots
  • Drinking: oj.

for honour, for glory, for muzak.

Fri Jun 12, 2009, 3:03 PM
am i the only one who finds it strange when a work music policy bans "Sound of Silence" for being "dangerously subversive," Muse and Foo Fighters as a whole for being "too obscene," then allows bad techno that is just robot voices screaming "fuck me" for five minutes in varying speed, or "turn back time" which, and this might be unique to aspie brain, but seems to translate to "now that you've wised up and left my abusive ass i've realized i should've treated you like a human being with thoughts dreams and emotions and not a twat at my beck and call, i know there's no way for me to ever make up for what i've done, so will you please pretend it never happened so we can start all over again? I promise that your resumption of the doormattish tendencies i've exploited for so long will not lead me to regress into the behaviour you've come to hate me for." it's dressed up in pretty hyperbole, but THAT is an offensive damned song!

....want to be able to hear some music at work that doesn't make me want to hurt people.....

  • Mood: Miserable
  • Listening to: traffic
  • Reading: the deviantarts journal browser
  • Watching: screen
  • Eating: wurblegurblenurr
  • Drinking: oj.

fear the microbial bacon legions

Tue May 26, 2009, 12:59 AM
hi everyone.

just back from doctor. doc thinks i has swine flu. they've sent pathology off. what's hilarious is he said that "if i was running a fever" with the other symptoms they'd assume it was swine flu and be pumping me full of anti-virals and tammyflu and whatnot. the thermometer said 37.5 which is within margin of error of normal, for most people.

fuggin doctors never BELIEVE me when i've said, for over a decade, that when i'm feeling well, i tend to run a degree to two degrees below normal.

har dee har.

don worry too much, tho. the microbial piggy legions may have breached the gates, but they shall be defeated! or something. i probably don't make too much sense right now. i blame bacon flu.

  • Mood: Miserable
  • Listening to: sparkly noises in my head whenever i move
  • Reading: the deviantarts journal browser
  • Watching: spinny glowy bits.
  • Eating: Old Klingon Proverb: At Least I Has Chicken
  • Drinking: Water, lots

apologies

Sun Mar 8, 2009, 2:00 AM
hihis everyone!

nothing too major, just letting everyone know that i made, and lost, a stupid bet, and therefore all the stuff i've got in progress needs to take a back seat.

in tonight's Naxx-25, had a friend bitching about how he didn't have a chance at surviving Heigan on his stand-in lappy. various blandishments and encouragements were offered, i, meaning it as a joke, said if he managed to live through the full safetydance i'd move the story he's been waiting on me to do to the top of the queue.

Of course, he then waltzes through the most splendidly perfect Heigan run we've ever had.

on the plus side, unlike most of the stuff for him, this one -is- approaching my normal level of pervy, -is- worth posting here, and uniquely, includes a picture i've spent about 30 hours putting together. so, hopefully it'll be enjoyable enough to make up for the delay of Everything Else.

(TGRace involvement will continue, i don't really consider that to be "real writing" since i've previously just tossed them off in the morning before work.)

and if anyone cares: Bestest Naxx ever, 3 pieces of my 7.25 tier AND iLv213 cloak and boot upgrades. fullset get!

  • Mood: Artistic
  • Listening to: Pun-Colle. i never liked punk before, i love this
  • Reading: the deviantarts journal browser
  • Watching: my Armoury page
  • Playing: the Sholazar Basin Zabre Fang daily
  • Eating: Kimikaze Death Chilli
  • Drinking: Water, lots

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