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fear the microbial bacon legions

Tue May 26, 2009, 12:59 AM
hi everyone.

just back from doctor. doc thinks i has swine flu. they've sent pathology off. what's hilarious is he said that "if i was running a fever" with the other symptoms they'd assume it was swine flu and be pumping me full of anti-virals and tammyflu and whatnot. the thermometer said 37.5 which is within margin of error of normal, for most people.

fuggin doctors never BELIEVE me when i've said, for over a decade, that when i'm feeling well, i tend to run a degree to two degrees below normal.

har dee har.

don worry too much, tho. the microbial piggy legions may have breached the gates, but they shall be defeated! or something. i probably don't make too much sense right now. i blame bacon flu.

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:iconkite-san:
eurgh. that's how this thing started for me, too. best of luck in your battle *salutes*
:iconpaullell:
Yeah, My wife's regular body temp is a couple degrees above normal, and any time we have to see the doctor they simply refuse to accept that. They're always prescribing stuff to get her 'fever' down.

It's a shame they are so unwilling to accept anything outside of 'normal'. It seems fairly limiting to me...

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:iconporcelain-joe:
eeep! I'm going to turn into a little piggy?! lol ;)

Thankfully my cough has receded somewhat. Oh and I hate my doctor by the way because when I came in she just took a look at the back of my throat and prescribed me allergy medication and ignored my protest of "I don't have allergies, I'm telling you I have a virus because I FELT sick two weeks ago."

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:iconkite-san:
heh, ours was seven rounds of "are you a smoker?" "have you ever been a smoker?" "have you ever tried smoking temporarily but formed no habit?" after he took a listen to my lungs.
:iconkite-san:
well, they'll except outside of normal, but not so far outside that someone within the one standard deviation of normal would be dead if they showed those readings for more than a few hours.
:iconporcelain-joe:
ya...I always get the "have you ever taken drugs, alcohol, coffee, smoke, etc"

After telling them the first time that I never do those things they just keep asking like it's going to change

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:iconopiumsamurai:
Meep! That's no fun hon ;( I hope you can send the demon piggies back to the farm soon.

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:iconninfacaptor:
Ups, not a post in 7 days...

Are you there? Did you win? :please:
:iconkite-san:
in process of winning. sorry, i don't tend to update my journal unless there's something big to say. (like interuptions of the important workload (writing, i mean. screw WORK ;p) when the project order needs rearranging, big events, when i feel a need to bitch unflinchingly, etc)
:iconninfacaptor:
Don't worry, update when you want, but send those evil viruses to the hell :slap:

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